STQ Pop Quiz Week 10

All the professors here at Streaking the Quad have been failing lately. However, it is crunch time now, and they are getting ready for one naked run through campus. Are you ready to come along for the ride.

Mad Handles

Slow Jerk

Smooth As Eggs

The Right Rev

Northwestern at (17) Minn

Minn 24-17

NW 22-20

Minn 17-15

NW 22-21

Wisconsin at (21) Mich St

Wisky 14-13

MSU 30-14

MSU 28-20

MSU 17-3

WVU at (25) Uconn

WVU 34-31

Uconn 29-20

WVU 23-14

Uconn 13-10

(18) Tulsa at Arkansas

Tulsa 28-2

Tulsa 44-23

Tulsa 38-35

Ark 28-24

Arkansas St at (2) Bama

Bama 21-13

Bama 39-13

Bama 30-13

Bama 30-3

(14) Missouri at Baylor

MU 48-17

MU 58-12

MU 59-12

MU 49-20

(8) Florida vs. (6) Georgia

UF 38-24

UF 29-3

UF 42-20

UF 38-34

Iowa St at (9) Okie State

OSU 42-7

OSU 33-24

OSU 63-10

OSU 55-17

(15) FSU at GaTech

FSU 24-17

GT 30-18

FSU 28-16

FSU 19-16

(24) Oregon at Cal

Oregon 21-14

Oregon 40-0

Oregon 28-27

Oregon 37-35

(20) BYU at Colorado St

BYU 35-14

BYU 29-19

BYU 49-6

BYU 38-10

Washington at (5) USC

USC 45-10

USC

USC 60-5

USC 42-6

(11) Boise at NM State

BSU 34-24

BSU 36-20

BSU 48-13

BSU 30-17

(1) Texas at (7) TexTech

UT 45-14

UT 42-23

UT 49-33

UT 33-27

Nebraska at (4) OU

OU 38-24

OU 41-9

OU 63-17

OU 41-21

(13) TCU at UNLV

TCU 38-24

TCU 29-12

TCU 33-20

TCU 20-10

Tulane at (19) LSU

LSU 31-7

LSU 4-3

LSU 40-24

LSU 30-3

(10) Utah at New Mexico

Utah 30-28

Utah 25-20

Utah 38-17

Utah 20-9

k-state at kansAss

kSU 28-21

ksu 3-0

kSU 47-40

kSU 45-42

Colorado at aTm

CU 6-3

aTm 10-3

CU 14-13

CU 13-10

Air Force at Army

Army 21-17

Army 41-39

AF 30-24

AF 32-19

Pitt at Notre Dame

ND 34-14

Pitt 14-9

Pitt 28-20

Pitt 33-26

iowa at Illinois

UofI 31-28

UofI 15-10

Iowa 20-10

Iowa 13-9

Tennessee at USCe

USCe 17-14

USCe 33-21

USCe 17-16

USCe 3-2

For more insight, keep reading after the jump.

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Week 9 STQ Dean’s List and Paddle Line

Dean’s List

It would appear that some people were caught unaware for the start of conference season. It’s put up or shut up time, gentlemen. Coaching changes have already been made, as one preseason Deans’ Lister has fallen from glory (looking at you, Clemson). Who will turn their season around in time to save their goals for the season? Who will save face? Who will save nachos? And who will save Grace?

Get the lastest rankings from our expert (smart-alecks) after the break. Continue reading

STQ Week 7 Pop Quiz

Consider us here at Streaking the Quad as the SEC of college sports blogs. Well, yes, we are the greatest even though we have no way of actually proving that. But that isn’t what I meant. Rather, we came out flat last week and forgot to show up.

Lesson learned. It won’t happen again. To ensure that, Mad Handles spent the week pulling tires, Slow Jerk ran steps, The Right Rev had to listen to about a billion jokes about his smoking hot sister and I, Smooth as Eggs, was forced to watch a replay of Auburn-Mississippi State. Trust me, after that torture, your beloved professors are ready to raise their game.

Standings

Smooth as Eggs — 114-35 (0-1 this week)

Slow Jerk — 112-37 (1-0)

The Right Rev — 111 -38 (1-0)

Mad Handles — 110-39 (1-0)

Picks

Handles

Jerk

Eggs

Rev

(5) UT vs. (1) OU

OU 38-21

OU 31-24

OU 31-28

OU 38-35

Colorado at (16) kU

kU 28-27

CU 14-10

CU 33-13

CU 666-0

(14) Utah at Wyoming

Utah 45-10

Utah 31-13

Utah 35-3

Utah 24-20

(13) Vandy at Miss. St

Vandy 14-13

Vandy 15-3

Vandy 14-8

Vandy 23-16

Nebraska at (7) TTech

TT 72-24

TT 47-31

TT 66-22

TT 73-28

Arizona St at (8) USC

USC 38-21

USC 33-19

USC 38-9

USC 31-17

Tennessee at (10) UGA

UGA 14-13

UGA 17-7

UGA 17-10

UGA 19-12

Purdue at (12) tOSU

tOSU 35-7

tOSU 29-22

tOSU 27-11

tOSU 28-10

ND at (22) UNC

UNC 28-14

UNC 33-13

UNC 30-14

UNC 21-20

(23) Mich St at NW

NW 28-24

NW 33-29

MSU 28-26

NW 35-34

Arkansas at (20) Aub.

Auburn 10-6

Auburn 2-0

Auburn 19-7

Auburn 3-2

New Mexico at (9) BYU

BYU 42-21

BYU 29-28

BYU 40-24

BYU 49-17

(25) Ball State at W. Ky

Ball 28-17

Ball 30-17

Ball 31-20

Ball 42-34

(17) OSU at (3) Mizzou

MU 55-24

MU 62-23

MU 56-24

MU 52-27

(4) LSU at (11) Florida

UF 24-17

UF 12-10

UF 18-16

UF 30-24

(6) PSU at Wisconsin

PSU 27-24

PSU 35-22

PSU 27-12

PSU 45-19

(15) BSU at South. Miss

Boise 31-13

Boise 41-36

Boise 33-8

Boise 28-27

k-State at aTm

kSU 27-17

kSU 17-3

kSU 30-29

aTm 28-22

Iowa St at Baylor

BU 38-21

BU 31-23

BU 21-17

BU 30-27

Minnesota at Illinois

UofI 41-24

UofI 33-17

UofI 30-14

UofI 33-13

Rutgers at Cincinnati

Cincy 28-17

Cincy 30-10

Cincy 20-18

Cincy 6-3

USCe at Kentucky

UK 17-14

USCe 23-18

USCe 14-10

UK 10-3

Arizona at Stanford

Stan. 31-24

Stan. 26-25

Stan. 16-14

Ariz. 28-27

Full-blown analysis from the smartest and most sarcastic kids in the room after the jump. Continue reading

Week 6 STQ Dean’s List and Paddle Line

Dean’s list

We’re into full-fledged conference season now, which always separates the men from the boys. The Real Teams from the Pretenders. So sit back and enjoy the ride. The Rev is so excited, he ripped out of one of his too-tight shirts. Slow Jerk is sharpening his mental pencil (there’s still a little nub left). Mad Handles is working on his metaphor-simile crossovers, and Smooth as Eggs? He’s polishing his game like The Rev polished off Jerk’s mom.

Find our Top 21 and Bottom 7 after the jump. Continue reading

Week 5 STQ Dean’s List and Paddle Line

Dean’s List

After a crazy upset weekend, we know you’re a little shocked. If your team went down, you’re searching for someone to help you make sense of all of this. To deal with the crushing disappointment and sense of, well, loss. Your professors are happy to oblige. Continue reading

STQ Week 5 Pop Quiz

Seriously, doesn’t that pretty much sum up Thursday night’s events?

Anyway, on to this week’s Pop quiz after the jump.

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4.0 Students

Just a few students who performed well in the classroom this weekend past:

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Sean Weatherspoon – This man had TWENTY tackles.  Upcoming thesis:  The Art of Making Joe Ganz Soil Himself – A Study in Creaming Corn

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Javon Ringer – Torched Notre Dame for 201 yards on the ground and 2 TD’s.  Upcoming thesis:  The Spartan/Irish War and the Implications of a Blasphomous Idol and a Pretty-Boy Haircut

Kellen Moore – Went on the road and spoiled Oregon’s hopes of being relevant.  Upcoming thesis:  The Structure of the Eye as it Pertains to Blocking Out Awful Combinations of Green, White, and Black