Country music superstar and noted chickenshit Kenny Chesney was a secret guest on ESPN’s popular Gameday program. The balding freak was allowed to sit in and pick games with the experts. Read why he’s a giant douchebag after the jump.
- He was wearing a Boston Red Sox hat
- He said that Steve Spurrier called him to talk football. Bullshit Kenny, the only reason someone like the Ole Ballcoach would call you is to score either some weed or some trim.
- He picked nebraska over Mizzou because he “remembers Scott Frost throwing the ball off of someone’s head and catching a kick and because the Mizzou defense is not good” – I think having sex with Renee Zellweger causes mental problems.
- He’s 4-foot-5 and was wearing a tight shirt.
- Kenny Chesney: Good Musician :: Kathy Bates naked in About Schmidt: Good Spank Bank Material
- He looks like this:
So, here’s to you, douchebag.
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