Fail!

Bo Pelini,  your team was in great shape to steal the game from VaTech last night, a pretty remarkable accomplishment, given the way your listless Cornhusker squad slept its way through the first half. Your defense, which had left open lane after lane all night long finally came up big and forced a Hokie punt, [...]

STQ Week 5 Pop Quiz

Seriously, doesn’t that pretty much sum up Thursday night’s events?
Anyway, on to this week’s Pop quiz after the jump.

This Guy Could have Tackled Jacquizz

Brian Cushing?  Ray Maualuga?  Pssssh.  This guy would lead USC in tackles.

I expect this was about the level of seriousness at the Trojan practices this week.  Congrats, Beavers!

Pop Quiz Thursday – Trojans and Beavers Edition

On one hand you have a lethal batch of Trojans — USC that is. On the other hand, some wounded Beavers — Oregon State that is — that are used to taking a pounding. Seems like a mismatch. That’s what it seemed like two years ago, too, when USC traveled to Corvallis, Ore. Instead, Oregon [...]

Honors Courses

I have to be honest, picking five games this week wasn’t an easy task. When my beloved Tigers take a one-week hiatus, I sort of view it as vacation time. I never step too far away, but look at the match-ups this week. Hardly any of them are inspiring. Alabama/UGA is probably the only premium [...]

Professor Slow Jerk and his Amazing Study Guide

This week, we will look at a few things you should know in the week that is College Football.
Game of the week – UGA/Bama

I’m looking into the future.  This is the amount of Natural Light that Matthew Stafford will have to drink after getting beaten by the Fighting Sabans.  I’ll say this – he’s a [...]

Week 4 STQ Dean’s List and Paddle Line

Top Heavy – and we’re not talking about Tebow’s girlfriend

4.0 Students

Just a few students who performed well in the classroom this weekend past:

Sean Weatherspoon – This man had TWENTY tackles.  Upcoming thesis:  The Art of Making Joe Ganz Soil Himself – A Study in Creaming Corn

Javon Ringer – Torched Notre Dame for 201 yards on the ground and 2 TD’s.  Upcoming thesis:  The Spartan/Irish War [...]

STQ Week 4 Pop Quiz

It all looks so easy. Pick a score – and really, any score will do – make a few jokes and the rest they say is history. Hell, who am I kidding, it really is that easy. If you don’t believe me, try it for yourself. Click on the comments and take your shot at [...]

Pop Quiz Thursday – West Virginia at Colorado

What do you get when you throw together two horrible defenses — entertaining Wednesday football. What to do for an encore from that missed-tackle fest between Kansas State and Louisville? More Big 12 versus Big East football. This time, though, hopefully the offense just comes as a result of good play.
(21) West Virginia at Colorado
Mad [...]